One is a tycoon who formerly ran a tabloid famed for breaking outrageous "news" including the discovery of a World War II bomber on the moon.
The other is a tycoon probably best known now for campaigning against cats.
In one corner, meet West Ham United chairman David Gold, 77, here for the football club's first visit to New Zealand. In the other corner, is Wellington Phoenix part-owner Gareth Morgan, 61.
Gold dug himself out of poverty to make a fortune in lingerie with Ann Summers and Knickerbox and, with his brother Ralph, published porn magazine Rustler, and tabloids Daily Sport and Sunday Sport. The latter was known for headlines such as "Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Eaten By Badger".