In this week's episode of Election 2014, a distinguished philosopher and a world champion squash player meet in 18th century France. "Grotesque and inflammatory", said Race Relations Commissioner Dame Susan Devoy of Act leader Jamie Whyte's claim that Maori in New Zealand today enjoy a legal privilege just like that bathed in by the aristocracy in pre-revolution France. Sacre bleu, came the response from Monsieur Whyte. This was outrageous, astounding, incroyable. This Devoy woman must resign. Indeed, if she loved race-based parties so much, why didn't she just go and marry one of them?
It is hard to say quite where events might go from here, but the likelihood is that the impassioned masses will pour through the major arterial routes of the country, commoners of all colours - white, brown, black and especially blue-and-yellow - stomping their peasant boots, waving their flags and singing their hearts out. "Do you hear the Pakeha sing? Singing the song of angry men (and also women)? It is the waiata of the Pakeha, who will not be slaves again!"
A few weeks ago I interviewed Whyte - coming tomorrow to a Weekend Herald near you - and suggested that small parties' struggle to get media attention very often saw them gravitate towards the fruity, shouty excesses.
"You're absolutely right, this is a very serious problem," he said. "Fortunately, most of the things we truly believe in are considered mad by other people. Therefore it's not such a problem for me. I just say what I honestly believe, and people say, 'did you hear what he just said?'"
In those terms, it is hard to know what to make of Whyte's self-made maelstrom around race and privilege in New Zealand law.