Northland's head felt very fuzzy. That had been quite a party - what she could remember of it. Gradually it came back to her. Those guys from Auckland were sleazing all over her and she had been glad to see the last of them and that handbrake local mate of theirs.
She'd dodged a few bullets, or more likely blanks. But if she hadn't ended up going home with any of them, why could she hear snoring? Fearing the worst, she slowly rolled over and ... Oh, God, what had she done?
Otherwise sane people, desperate for an alternative to the cynical populist Government of John Key, have been bowled over by cynical populist Winston Peters' charisma and celebrated the return of personality to politics.
But personality, as in the case of David Lange, the most overrated prime minister of the 20th century, can cover up an awful lot of underachieving.
Fewer than 25 hours after a stunning victory, Winston was up to his old petulant antics in a way that made the Australian cricket team look like models of decorum and good sportsmanship.