Sometimes it's hard not to feel this Government is doing anything other than having a laugh: it defends our rights by making it easy to spy on us; protects our environment by encouraging more mining; secures our future by selling our assets, and now is making it easier for people to find somewhere to live by creating suburban ghettos.
The 11 special housing areas are anything but. They are, instead, the worst possible solution to Auckland's housing needs. And let's not call it a housing crisis. That label introduces a note of hysteria which makes people happier to accept inferior solutions: "We have to do something. There's a crisis on."
The SHAs announced by Housing Minister Nick Smith - with mayor Len Brown alongside him, nodding enthusiastically but presumably dying inside - are more like two SHAs plus some cosmetically appealing scraps.
Of the 6000 new dwellings the SHAs will provide, one third, 2000, are at Kumeu and another 1000 at Pukekohe. Only the other half of the allotment could be described with any accuracy as being in Auckland.
What Nick Smith calls "freeing-up land supply" others might call raping the landscape. Many people in Kumeu and Pukekohe are there solely because they decided they did not want to live in Auckland. Craving freedom and space, and able to afford it, they upped sticks and headed to the sticks. How ironic that the city is now coming to them.