There's something tantalising about the idea of bike-riding yoga teacher* Julie Anne Genter working alongside Steven Joyce to sort out Auckland's transport woes.
Or Mojo Mathers, a profoundly deaf vegetarian, negotiating with beef and dairy farmers to clean up New Zealand's rural waterways.
But the way things are going, it won't happen. Come election day, the Green Party will not gets its Mojo.
Like the other small parties, the Greens will instead be gently squeezed to the periphery of politics. Already, NZ First is gone and all the serving Act MPs are retiring. So too Jim Anderton, the last scrappy remnant of the Alliance.
Hone Harawira, John Banks and Peter Dunne may each hold on to one last Parliamentary seat, but only by their fingertips. They won't be a powerful influence on the next parliament.