FROM: Hon Dr Lockwood Smith, Speaker of the House of Representatives TO: All Members of the House of Representatives
RE: The writing and passing of notes within Parliament In the wake of the unfortunate events of recent times, involving the now Rather-Less-Than-Honourable Member for Te Atatu, I feel an opportune moment is upon us to reflect upon the whole practice of note-passing within the parliamentary environment.
And please do not try and tell me that Mr Carter's actions were his and his alone and/or were a rather strange cry for help. Because it is my belief that the note Chris Carter passed that day was, in fact, indicative of a culture in which the passing of anonymous notes has become endemic.
Members of this esteemed House, you should not be looking at our soon-to-be-former colleague and thinking "what a numbskull". Instead, you should be looking closely at yourselves and saying "there, but for the grace of God and a scintilla of common sense, go I". There is, I am afraid, a little bit of Chris Carter within you all.
As Speaker of the House, let me remind you that I sit up the front, on a big, high chair, looking back at you, as you go about your parliamentary business - so I see the notes. I see them being passed along the rows - from Member to Member; often crossing party lines in their little journeys of mirth around the debating chamber. I see the sniggerers; I see the ones who choose to add to the notes their own little comments or doodled embellishments. And I see the ones who pocket the notes for their own nefarious uses at a later date.