Rachel Glucina: Is this a mid-life crisis?

Opinion

National MP Richard Worth was looking a contradiction in terms on Tuesday morning as I Spy-ed him wearing his traditional uniform of striped business suit and pocket handkerchief while exiting from the Harley Davidson dealership on Khyber Pass.

Has the mid-life crisis set in already? What's next ... a possie in the Boobs on Bikes parade up Queen St? Or is he planning on electioneering around the streets of Epsom on a sign-written hog?

Well, Rodney Hide does have that ghastly smart car and hideous jacket. I guess there must be something in the Epsom water. First Rodders shed the weight, appeared to fabricate a girlfriend (if the piccies on his Facebook page were to be believed), and took up ocean swimming; now Worth is browsing for motorbikes.

I'll keep you posted on any signs of a dyed toupee or a little red sports car.