If New Zealand becomes a member of the UN Security Council early tomorrow, hoping to get a pay-off for the hundreds of thousands of dollars in schmoozing we've done to get there, let us see how much of an independent voice we will retain.
We've sold ourselves as practically the most fair-minded, decent human beings on earth, as if everyone could benefit from our now rather nostalgic ideas of fairness, egalitarianism, and a fair go for all. It's almost as if we're suggesting any hotspot in the world might be hosed down by a visit from Murray McCully with a cup of tea and scones, some number 8 wire, and a hearty "she'll be right, mate!"
Our independence is also widely trumpeted, although this is even less convincing. For a start, we are known to be data collecting and spying on behalf of more powerful trading partners. In lock step with the same partners, we are moving away from our leadership on the issue of climate change, we are desperately trying to get the TPP signed, and seem sometimes ambivalent about international human rights legislation.
Isn't it more correct to say true independence is a quality we can ill-afford, being a very small, essentially powerless country in the middle of the South Pacific, dependent on much larger players to provide us a reasonable standard of living through buying our exports?
If we are trying to secure a spot on the council because we want to ingratiate ourselves with our trading partners, then fair play. But to try to suggest our doughty, sensible and most importantly 'independent' voice on international matters is essential to the world conversation is a stretch.