When Prime Minister John Key meets his new Australian counterpart, Malcolm Turnbull, today it will be the fourth Australian Prime Minister he has met since he came to power in 2008. With each, he has raised the same issue - the rights of New Zealanders in Australia. With each, he has walked away with warm words about "family" ringing in his ears but nothing concrete in his hands.
This time is unlikely to be much different. Key may get a small concession on the issue of deportation of criminals back to New Zealand. But it is likely to be minimal. Hardened crims are not exactly a demographic that tugs at the heart strings and in a political sense, Turnbull has more to gain from a hard line than a bleeding heart.
In Australian media, anonymous "Government sources" have been seeding talk that New Zealanders are among the worst criminals Australia has and only got in to begin with because of the open borders. Key has countered by pointing to the many good, hardworking New Zealanders in Australia who pay their taxes and, as a group, have lower incarceration and unemployment rates than Australians themselves. It's a PR war Key cannot win.
Despite Key's joke about the All Blacks, the talks won't just stop at comparing notes on big-noting about the rugby and discussing his latest confessions about peeing in the shower. There is the economy on which Key can flaunt his new surplus.
There is Iraq, where New Zealand troops are working with Australia's on training local forces. It is likely Australia will want New Zealand to stay on in the training roles at least beyond the two year limit Key has set.