Thank you very much for your kind donation, went the Telethon jingle of the 70s and 80s, which had people dipping into their pockets for the television extravaganza in an attempt to outbid the last bid.
It's been a bit like that around Parliament over the past 24-hours as the pre-election year bidding on police numbers has begun in earnest. It's something as a parting gift for the cops' mouthpiece for the past 21 years Greg O'Connor, who was gifted with a beautiful greenstone mere, that would have come in handy over the years as he's battled with Governments over falling budgets.
As his final act of political payback at his farewell dinner, O'Connor had the current Police Minister Judith Collins sitting next to the man she sued for defamation four years ago, Labour's Andrew Little.
But if the Labour leader was left with a sour taste in his mouth, it was all sweetness and light when he addressed the Police Association late yesterday and came bearing gifts, the promise of another thousand cops during his first three years in the Beehive, if he's given the chance next year.