Leadership laughs
All the leadership changes, twists and turns in this campaign might not be funny for the parties involved, but Toby Manhire sees the funny side in Who's next in the resignation election?. And you can reminisce with him about the worm, the planking, the bowties, and the drugs, in So farewell then, Peter Dunne. Here are your greatest hits.
Manhire also brilliantly mocks the leaders in the speeches he "uncovers" in two columns: What do our politicians think of children?, and Party leaders' big speeches, uncut edition. In the latter, for example, he quotes a speech from James Shaw about the Metiria Turei benefit fraud controversy: "I just want to take this opportunity to say sorry, not that we're sorry, but also to acknowledge that what happened with Metiria was definitely a mistake, although not in any way a mistake."
And of course, there's one particular ex-leader, whose thoughts on the current campaign are captured by Andrew Gunn in his column, John Key's election fever dreams.
You can also see some of the party leaders when they first appeared on TV in their younger days - watch 1News' Startling to hilarious: The first TVNZ appearances for Bill, Jacinda, Winston and Hone.
But the latest leadership lampoon comes from impersonator Tom Sainsbury - see his excellent but NSFW Kiwis of Snapchat on the two main leaders: Bill English and Jacinda Ardern face the end.
Greens' grief
Metiria Turei's downfall was no laughing matter, but in the aftermath there were plenty of good jokes about how the party was coping. If you suspect that the Greens have been all over the place in this campaign, spare a thought for James Shaw's' speech writers who have had trouble keeping up with the different lines being run and spun by the leadership. Here are their inventive and flexible speech notes for the remaining co-leader - see Andrew Gunn's Memo to James Shaw from Green Party Comms Unit.
One comedian even decided to throw his public support behind the Greens. Guy Williams speaks about the negative reaction he's received, and why he's not the only one going partisan: "I'm surprised I've gotten so much flak for nailing my colours to the mast. I think it's good for people to be honest about where they stand and New Zealand has a long, embarrassing history of partisan commentators. I can name at least three comedians/columnists who have hosted events for the Labour Party. Paul Henry was so committed he actually ran for National in 1999! (He lost to Georgina Beyer which is one of my favourite things that has ever happened.) Mike Hosking has had his head up John Key's nether regions for so long that he was listed as a co-dependant in the 2013 census" - see: Why are Kiwis so aggro about politics?.
Gareth Morgan gets picked on
The minor parties usually throw up something or someone for humourists to poke fun at. Last election it was Colin Craig and Kim Dotcom, and this year it's Gareth Morgan. Many have lampooned his "lipstick on a pig" statement - see, for example, Raybon Kan's It's an election Gareth, not a beauty contest.
And Beck Eleven has "come up with a few alternative job opportunities" for the party leader if he doesn't make it into Parliament this weekend - see: Gareth Morgan knows best (and he'll keep telling you that).
But best of all, Scott Yorke presents a diary entry of A day in the life of Gareth Morgan. It starts: "Just spent a refreshing three hours discussing policy on Twitter. A lot of people on Twitter seem to think they can distract me with insults, but I'm not playing that game. The only thing that matters to me is policy. Read our policies, I tell them. I don't care about personal abuse, and I won't rise to your bait. This is not about personalities. And grow up and get a real job, you economically illiterate social media snowflake twitterati trapped in your beltway bubble identity politics echo chambers."
But this doesn't mean that Winston Peters has been forgotten by satirists - see Andrew Gunn's Antiques Roadshow appraises the election year value of a 'winston'.
The strangeness of Steve Braunias
One of the most productive parodists of the campaign has been the Herald's Steve Braunias, with his secret diaries, ping-pong challenge to leaders, and reports from accompanying the politicians on the trail. One of his best, is the Secret Diary of campaign trail food. But also check out the Secret Diary of the election campaign, and the The Secret Diary of 100 days till the election.
And Braunias' latest concentrates on the tax disputes and debacles of Steven Joyce, Grant Robertson and Ardern - see: Secret diary of the election campaign.
In his series on ping pong politics, Braunias challenged all party leaders to a game of table tennis. Here's the column that he introduces the whole concept: Ping pong diplomacy. In this he discusses his opponents, such as James Shaw: "I'd love to beat him, because I can't stand his face. It's a slappable mug, isn't it, smug and smirky and holier than thou. But he's agile - he does something called bikram yoga - and he's smart. Table tennis is the game of intellectuals and philosophers. He'd be in his element, the prick. We'll see: he's said yes."
You can read the various encounters in the following articles: Jacinda Ardern proves a good sport, Shrewd shots from cheerful opponent, Making Andrew Little eat his words, Through David Seymour like a dose of Epsom salts, The octopus who became a shark, and The sad, final chapter.
Unfortunately, the Prime Minister never accepted the challenge, which Braunias then mocks in the Secret Diary of Bill 'Chicken' English.
Then Braunias follows the leaders around - see: On the road with 'Hungry Bill', and On the campaign trail with Jacinda Ardern.
But in terms of strangeness, Braunias is rivalled by the humour of Lyndon Hood, who's most recent election humour has been "to test the political parties to see if they are real" using the Blade Runner film's Voight-Kampff test - see: Policy Captcha.
The cleverness of Toby Manhire
Toby Manhire, who writes for both the Herald and The Spinoff website has been at the top of his game during this election campaign. Standout columns from him include I dreamed of ...and Feels like teen spirit.
The first example perfectly captures the idiosyncratic politics and language of various politicians - for example, Shane Jones: "I dreamed of butter chicken, of condiments, of kai moana. I dreamed of the crepuscular excrescence incumbent upon your old bloody mate, etcetera. Matua Shane Jones emerges from the proverbial shadows, to the great infinity pool of political utility and true mateship, e hoa. Whanga: to lie in wait. Rei: to ambush. The master and the servant travel together but for the tempest that bedevils their path and assails the butter chicken, etcetera."
In Manhire's second column, the various leaders try to "joy-ride the youthquake" - here's Gareth Morgan: "Gareth Morgan, you got that bloody right. Shut up and listen. I'm Gareth Macron. I'm Gareth Corbyn. I am just like those guys and nothing like them. I am a man of great wealth and a total outsider, just like Donald Trump, and I'm nothing bloody like him, you got that, because if you don't you're a bloody idiot. I can't stand stunts and cheap tricks, got no time for that bullshit, as I told my audience when I exploded out of a giant lamington to announce TOP's education policy. I am inhaling evidence based policy and breathing out a breakthrough cannabis policy. I'm smoking the establishment. Miaow!"
For Manhire's latest, see: The election alphabet. Going through the alphabet, Manhire pokes fun at everyone - and here's a personal favourite: "J is for Jacind-, the most heavily used prefix in New Zealand English, which can be been placed in front of pretty much any word you like to make a very clever and original new word."
Plus, Toby Manhire has teamed up with another Toby - Toby Morris - to put political humour out on another platform, RNZ's website - see their latest useful collaboration: Toby & Toby's definitive guide to the next government.
And Toby Morris has his own election cartoons on the RNZ website, including his excellent "Follow the Leader" series - see: Bill English, Jacinda Ardern, and James Shaw.
Finally, for a in depth discussion about satire and politics in New Zealand, you can watch this week's very good Maori TV programme, Media Take on political satire.
