Even allowing for the persuasive patter of your average Auckland real estate agent, he or she would be hard-pressed to flog a house which had a large electricity substation humming like a deranged choir on the other side of the back fence.
Maybe not, however, given the pressure-cooker residential property market.
Whatever, Labour came to Parliament yesterday with the intent of painting Building and Housing Minister Nick Smith as ever more desperate to find answers to Auckland's housing crisis.
Labour's evidence was a Smith-ordered audit of surplus Crown land which could potentially be turned into housing developments but which in some cases already housed a cemetery, a fire station, and school playing fields, along with the substation.
Labour leader Andrew Little began by asking the Prime Minister whether anyone in the Government had bothered to check with Transpower over why it had a buffer of land around its substation and high-voltage power pylons.