A man in a nurse's dress found Sellotaped to a traffic light on Palmerston North's main drag has proven you'll never know when you might need police help.
The likely stag party casualty was found abandoned and helpless on the corner of Main and Princess Sts in sight of morning shoppers and motorists.
Reports suggested his nurse's dress had a sheep on its front.
"I can confirm that we were called to the intersection of Princess St and Main St just before midday today," a police spokeswoman said.
"A passerby had seen a man taped to the lights and felt he was not safe. Police attended and cut the man free. I don't think any further action will be required from us."