Smoking is the filthy-rich, tax dodging, environment-trashing capitalist pig of vices: the one you can vilify to your heart's content without the slightest risk of offending the politically correct. Rest assured they hate smoking as much as you do.
What's not to hate? Who hasn't brushed past a chain smoker in a confined space and been assailed by the foul force-field that surrounds them? Who isn't aware of smoking's terrible toll on the community and the tobacco industry's calculated, deceitful stonewalling over many decades?
But we've come a long way. Checking into a near-full hotel, one no longer has to dread the "take it or leave it" offer of a smoker's room with the ambience of a burnt-out rat's nest. With each passing year, those who fail to get the message are forced further out into the cold.
Yes, progress has been made, but there are still a few miles to go before we can rest, having achieved the goal of a smoke-free Aotearoa.
To that end, the price of a packet of cigarettes will increase by 10 per cent a year for the next four years, taking it up to around $30. We can't stop these wretches smoking - actually we could try; other, less harmful recreational drugs are illegal, but that's another issue - but we can make their filthy habit exorbitantly expensive. Only one significant political figure has spoken out against the price increases: New Zealand First leader Winston Peters. And just as every dog has its day, this is a rare instance when Peters has right on his side.