Kiwi baby boomers were luckiest generation of a more innocent age
Labour weekend. A big few days in Hawkes Bay this weekend. There's the A&P show in Hastings, a charming, old-fashioned do which I avoid like the plague, recalling as one does from one's childhood the sickening heat of the sun, the stink of the horse pee and the heavy, relentless smell of candy floss and hot dogs.
Actually, it was at one of the hot dog stands at the show years ago, when I was about 14, that I got my first job. I learnt a valuable lesson. Don't be shy. Ask and you just might get. I went round the carnival stalls asking for work over the few days of the show. At the hotdog caravan a stout, smooth-skinned woman with red generous lips and screeds of long dark hair neatly tied into a high bun took me on. Money was never discussed. I assumed I'd get paid. I was to show up at 8.30 next morning.
Which I did. On my bike, an early morning ride in from Haumoana of about 12km. I parked the bike round the back, she put me into a white apron and showed me how to skim around the candy-floss machine with a stick. You poured sugar into its bowl and it blew out a sticky, misty, wavy floss and you wound it round a stick and handed it across to a happy customer. God, it must have been bad for you. I don't think I was allowed to work the till. I gave the money to Doris for that. I don't know if her name was Doris, I've long forgotten her name, but she fits Doris. She was nice enough, but bossy.
There was an older boy from our school, Russell, and he was entrusted with the hot dogs. I so wanted to make the hot dogs, but Russell was there even before me and I think had worked for the woman the year before and he got the hot dog job. Never mind. And anyway, we were allowed a couple of free hot dogs during the day, which ameliorated that resentment.