Broadcaster Paul Holmes had his four-wheel-drive stolen this week when he left the keys in it, but he got it back within two hours - with a full tank of gas.
Holmes has been recuperating at home in Hawke's Bay since an open-heart operation in June. The latest drama was on Wednesday when he had his Grand Jeep Cherokee stolen.
"I had just been to the cardiologist and he had prescribed me the usual pounds of pills and I parked at the pharmacy. I do admit I left the keys in it, and when I came out about 10 or 15 minutes later I was looking at Scotch mist," he said.
"I walked up the street and thought, 'no I'm not going mad, that's where I parked the car'. I walked back and I heard a voice say 'Was that your black car'?"
A witness came from across the road and said he saw "two little buggers" take the vehicle.