It was like a crime wave.
The little lady next to me had forgotten to pay for her sleeping bag. Down by the winter sell-out of ladies trousers, the store's only other occupant seemed to be acting suspiciously. As though her ring finger had gotten caught in one of the zip-up flys.
All Hell was not breaking loose at the Hospice Shop on the corner of James and Roberts street, Whangarei.
"Are you going to the game?" I asked.
The woman behind the glass cabinet, itself filled with goblets and necklaces - the unwanted heirlooms of the departed - eyed me up and down. Looked over at her Team Leader. Noelene.