Wanganui District Council isn't aware of who is dumping what into its stinking malfunctioning wastewater treatment plant despite discharge consents being issued, and it now looks like some of the regions biggest employers may be temporarily shut down as a result.
A "grossly intoxicated" Cameron Fergus took a samurai sword to his mother's throat when she refused to hand over his car keys.
Oamaru police Community Constable Bruce Dow was parked up when two identical 4x4 vehicles full of Chinese tourists sped past him, allegedly reaching speeds of 148km/h while driving on the wrong side of the road.
And if you fancy a new life in Greymouth, a "cheap as chips" old villa is for sale at only $25,000 but it needs a bit of work.
Top trending topics on Twitter in NZ at Noon were: #ChamberOfSecrets, #TypeYourNameWithYourNose, Bowie, #DanielJ2013LiveTWITCAM, Kiss You, New Zealand and Harry Potter.
Other headlines across the country this morning include:
River, lake warnings as storm bears down
Tourists seriously hurt in gorge crash
-Herald online