Stories making headlines across New Zealand at Noon include a brawl outside a gathering of "The GC" stars, mysterious vapor trails in the West Coast skies and the armed defence of a vegetable patch.
The infamous TV series 'The GC' has attracted controversy around the country but until now it hadn't led to any arrests.
There's apparently no chem trail conspiracy over on the West Coast with experts reassuring the good folk of Hokitika that mysterious lines in the sky are normal vapour trails.
A Moerewa man got more than he bargained for when he took to arms to defend his vegetable patch.
Popeye uses spinach for his strength but Olympic rower Mahe Drysdale seems to prefer gluten-free, organic carrot cake.
Whangarei Primary School was set abuzz with excitement when an Olympic hero known as "the Flying Dutchman" rolled in. How much Olympics are you watching?