My word, what a week it has been for the Pacific, as Jacinda "Santa Claus" Ardern has wound her way round the islands handing out a small fortune.
The most traditional aspect of the largesse was the $3 million in Samoa and $10m in Tonga for Cyclone Gita damage. That's what we have always done, it is driven by our overarching view and role that we are somehow guardians of the Pacific. And along with Australia, we are roughly what America is to the world. The powerful heavyweights with the influence and wallets.
But there was more, as they say. Over $6m in Samoa for a private sector development programme; $5m in Niue for solar power; almost a million for roads and water.
Eleven million dollars in Tonga for electricity, that's a five-year programme so presumably that'll be topped up - and then the news that superannuation for the Cooks, Niue and Tokelau is portable (in other words you don't even have to be in New Zealand). You can stay home and collect it.
Now that is on top of all the millions we already hand out, and it is not unreasonable to ask several questions.