New Zealand First are hostage-takers.
For a party with nine seats they have far too much say - and it damages the system's reputation ... but nevertheless they are the big winners.
National are winners, Bill English deserves big credit for a very, very good campaign - and any party that can end up with 58 seats and on the verge of a fourth term has got to be respected.
Labour are winners - not that you would have thought so when Jacinda Ardern walked out her front door. It was all apologies and downbeat assessments ... I am assuming driven by delusion.
She's taken her party from 24 per cent to 36 - she's put them back in the game.
Hell it's not impossible she'll be prime minister - to have realistically expected much more was nuts.
The polls were also the winners: by last week they'd all lined up - Nats 46/47; Labour 36; Greens back; Winston over the line - the rest next to no votes.
They got it spot on.
The Greens were winners, if you accept that what they did to themselves was catastrophic - and really survival was all they could even dream of ... and survive they did. Given what might well have happened I'd see that as a good night at the polls.
Now to the losers.
The Maori Party of course - wiped out - and in Te Ururoa Flavell's case unexpectedly so. They won't be back ... it's over.
The Maori king was a loser: telling everyone to vote for the Maori Party - they ignored him.
UnitedFuture are losers - but they did it voluntarily so it's not like it was a shock.
But having said that, having dealt with Peter Dunne a bit, that bloke's a winner. He has never been happier ... he's light of foot and there is not a shadow of a doubt in his mind he made the right call.
Act are losers - their vote was pathetic. They get a seat with a sweetheart deal and they won't be in government this time round.
And ultimately we are potentially all losers - with NZ First the sort of party they are, with the personnel they have.
The last 18 years of settled, stable government - where scraps are not part of the landscape, where antagonism, frustration and carping is but a distant memory.
We might be in for a messy three years - and for a country doing so well ... what a shame that would be
Let's for now at least hope for the best.