Len Brown's recent cuddle-up to Transport Minister Simon Bridges reminds me of a poor Whanganui chap banged up in a Bali jail for being willing to do and believe anything in his desperate quest for a little love.
The mayor finds it "heartening" the Prime Minister and senior ministers popped in last Friday to discuss "vital issues" and that they've agreed to a "transport accord" between Auckland and central government. Signs, he says, Government is working "constructively and collaboratively" with Auckland.
Now I guess pigs may one day sprout little wings and fly. But the laws of nature and the past behaviour of Governments suggest otherwise.
In May 2003, for example, the old Auckland mayoral forum signed up to a very similar pact with government ministers. Called Jog, the joint officials group was to examine Auckland transport strategy and funding issues. Later that year came the Government's "Investing for Growth" transport package, proposing the introduction of road pricing, an increase in fuel taxes, an accelerated road building programme and a single body for Auckland transport issues.
In 2005, we got Guedo - the Government Urban and Economic Development Office - an outpost of Wellington bureaucracy with personnel from assorted ministries including the Treasury, the Department of the Prime Minister, Transport, Economic Development, Environment and Labour.