They probably think I'm just indecisive about what vehicle I want to own.
At previous houses, neighbours have concluded I  work for a car dealership,  am a fleet buyer or -  best yet -  am a high class prostitute.
No seriously, a neighbour a few houses away  from my  central Auckland home thought they were my clients' vehicles.
When I lived at the end of a cul-de-sac, a neighbour approached  as I was about to get into my expensive Audi.
"Is that your car?" he asked.
At last, I thought, a neighbour who is  interested in vehicles. So I went to  talk to him for five minutes about the car - its performance, price, specifications.
When I paused for breath he smirked, "I only wanted to know because you parked it yesterday with the driver door facing the footpath, and the council has been around at night ticketing cars parked that way."
Shame.