But the top "stupid driver" tales involved books.
A colleague saw a driver on Auckland's Northern Motorway reading a book.
And no, it wasn't rush-hour traffic. And no, it wasn't a map book.
Another colleague recalled how a police officer friend had pulled over a driver reading The Da Vinci Code while navigating Auckland's North-Western Motorway.
He gave the driver a ticket - and then went out and bought the book as he reckoned it must have been a page turner for the driver to keep reading it while on the road.
Another colleague was eating a mince pie while driving.
He dropped the hot content on his lap, causing him to drive off the road and roll the work car.
That was one expensive pie.
What's the stupidest thing you've seen a driver do? Head to Facebook.com/DrivenNZ and tell us.