In the lexicon quango means "quasi-autonomous non-government organisation" – and describes the Climate Change Commission (CCC) to a T.
Reading the 188-page report is interesting and several idiomatic points arise. The words "fair" and "equity" seem CCC favourites, as is "Aotearoa" (mentioned 635 times) instead of "New Zealand", (mentioned twice). Also, hard to find in this report is consideration of "innovation" and the contribution it will make to the climate change fight.
As an example, the Otago Daily Times reported on the innovation of a potential vaccine to reduce the greenhouse gases of cows by 30 per cent. Similarly, reductions can also be made by changes in stock feed. Later, we have the innovation of seaweed used as feed to reduce methane emissions by cows. Not forgetting our sheep, we have the innovation of breeding sheep that produce significantly less methane.
New Zealanders are innovative, and our ideas and adaptions deserve consideration before we panic, slash stock numbers by the CCC suggested 15 per cent; thus killing the golden calf, the backbone of the NZ economy.
The quality of the report seems limited by the perspectives of the quango and it would be harmful if the NZ Government created policy based on partisan advice.
Mike Schmidt, Sunny Hills.
Kindness to nurses
Whilst the district health boards (DHBs) negotiate nurses' pay rises, ultimately the government provides the funding, to cover the increases negotiated, with the alternative being a reduction in levels of health services.
The nurses' current collective agreement, expired in July 2020 and, especially with what the profession has been facing in the past 12 months with the Covid pandemic etc, a pay rise averaging well in excess of 1.38 per cent is well deserved. An offer at 1.38 per cent is an insult.
We are also aware that hospital boards are struggling to find staff, with many operating with significantly fewer staff than it is sometimes safe. This offer will do nothing to attract more to the profession or retain existing nurses.
Many nurses earn significantly less than other government workers, such as teachers, and for the government to advise the DHB's that they must contain future salary increases, which obviously they did, is just not being kind which our PM likes to promote.
Unless a more reasonable offer is made I believe that nurses will go into battle for better terms and conditions which could be at great cost to the community.
Mike Baker, Tauranga.
Te Huia potential
The average number of passengers on the new Hamilton to Papakura rail service is only 36 per trip.
Why not offer a $5 round trip to those with a SuperGold Card? This would provide a triple benefit, more income for New Zealand Rail; a means of brightening up the day for the elderly; and some extra business for the retailers and cafes at either end.
Bob Wichman, Botany.
Town Hall maul
We seniors were looking forward to our evening of symphony music at the Auckland Town Hall. But wait, we need to be escorted to a staff lift because the main Town Hall lift is out of order.
After a lovely concert, and in good spirits, we descended to the car park to our mobility park. The lift and pay machine at the foot of the steps have not worked for months.
So we headed to the two machines beside the Aotea Centre steps, but only one was in service for the large crowd paying for their parking.
Something malfunctions, the queue grows restless, but the parking warden is friendly and helpful. Eventually we get to the machine to collect the necessary ticket to exit the parking garage.
I am left wondering how the wheelchair-bound man in front of me got to the garage?
The warden had no answer as to why the malfunctioning machines are in this sorry state.
Auckland Transport and Auckland Council, what are you doing about this?
Chris Berman, Henderson.
Core services
Yesterday, I was involved in my weekly delight in taking a grandson to afternoon swimming lessons and then rugby practice.
This soured when surrounding the city Tepid Baths were cones prohibiting two-thirds of usual available parking, including disabled parking by the pool. On inquiring, one discovers that Auckland Transport has some new scheme to take out car parks but no one actually knows what is happening other than disruption will result.
Next, to Western Springs for rugby with about 200 children and adults enthusiastically involved in rugby practice. Unfortunately, the council toilets are closed.
I still had an enjoyable time with my grandson but what do we pay our rates for? To allow a non-elected, non-accountable council company to deny pool users parking access. Then to allow elected accountable council operations to ignore their obligations to provide necessary toilets? What has happened to basic and core services?
Gary Gotlieb, Herne Bay.
Vicious cycle
I assume the various opinion writers promoting bicycles on the Harbour Bridge have absolutely no intention of actually pedalling over the bridge themselves on a regular basis.
The steep grade from either direction is daunting, not to mention frequent high winds and rain.
I would like to know how any projected number of users could even be calculated to justify any further squandering of taxpayers hard-earned money.
Just counting the number of motorbikes using the bridge currently would confirm how unappealing this option would be.
I am all for providing bike lanes into new infrastructure, but where the topography is suitable.
Ken Yallop, Titirangi.
Short & sweet
On electricity
Given the number of letters to the editor recently critical of the 1980s free-market reforms in the electricity sector, it is interesting that no architects seem prepared to defend their creations. Perhaps Richard Prebble would like to comment in his Herald column? William O'Donnell, Sandringham
On National
Rather than continually looking for a person to lead them, why doesn't the National Party look for some more relevant policies for this day and age? That is why they were voted out. Jennifer Jones, Devonport.
On Hooton
I don't usually agree with Matthew Hooton's political commentary but, gosh, he's certainly nailed it with his "message to National: shut up and work" (NZ Herald, April 16). Gordon Moller, Freemans Bay.
Matthew Hooton (NZ Herald, April 16) writes: "Jacinda Ardern's Government is comically incompetent…" On what planet, in which country, has Hooton been living for the past year or so? Most people outside NZ would happily give their right arm to be able to live here. Charles Hadfield, Glendowie.
On terrorist
Why on earth is the mosque shooter still in the country costing us money? He should be on the next plane across "the Deetch", job done. S P McMonagle, Greenhithe.
On milk
Why did the price of milk go up the day after the minimum wage increase? It has defeated the purpose. Kathy Newman, Whitianga.
On land
Decades ago, the regional parks were established to protect open space from a growing city. The same needs to urgently happen with horticulture to feed a growing population. Kit Howden, Mt Eden.