Land Cruiser has a 4461cc V8 twin-turbo diesel good for 195kW at 3400rpm and 650Nm from 1600rpm. Toyota did a great job with this new-ish engine and it's not far behind the Lexus in smoothness, sounds good in its own way, and has that significant 120Nm torque advantage.
The Lexus V8 expels 350g/km of CO2 and is rated at 14.8 litres per 100km overall fuel consumption while the Toyota's diesel handily beats both figures at 273g/km and 10.3 litres per 100km overall. In real-world driving, Driven got 20.9 litres per 100km overall from the Lexus and 14.5 from the Cruiser.
The Cruiser's figure includes a day of off-road driving in low range that really sucks the fuel. With that factored in, Driven's recorded overall consumption is outstanding for a large, heavy eight-cylinder vehicle.
Both engines are mated to a six-speed automatic transmission with a sequential manual mode. Despite different engines, the transmissions have the same ratios.
The Lotto, er, Lexus, rides on 8.5 x 20 alloys while the facelifted Cruiser uses 8.0 x 18 inchers rather than the 17s of the previous model. Both have street-oriented tyres, although the tread pattern of the Cruiser's Yokohamas is slightly more aggressive.
Last statistics: At 5020mm the Lexus is 70mm longer and slightly taller. Both are 1970mm wide. The Lexus is about 20kg heavier at 2750kg and enjoys a 50kg higher gross weight at 3350kg.
But there's more to it than the specifications. Both of the uber-SUVs are loaded with gear and creature comforts.
It takes more space than this page to list the features of each vehicle; owners of either will be in for a long but not unpleasant learning curve. Some features are identical, but a pattern emerges - when there's a difference, it's usually in the Lexus's favour.
If it's possible to eliminate human effort from any function, Lexus will have done it.
The LX570's third row of seats purrs down at the touch of a button; Cruiser's has to be, ugh, manhandled. The Lexus's tailgate raises and lowers electrically, the Toyota's requires input from a human arm.
Although dashboards and consoles are similar, Lexus designers have done just enough to make theirs stand out. Differences include a better instrument cluster and appealing "chunky" toggle switches for working many of the off-road settings.
Fortunately, both SUVs have the most important feature of all, a mini-fridge under the armrest of the centre console: priceless.
The bottom line
These SUVs are both big, bold and slightly brash; Cruiser beats Lexus for economy and emissions but Lexus wins for on-board gear and ambience