Say what you will about Kia design boss Peter Schreyer (I'd say he looks a lot like Paul Henry), but when he decides to do cartoonish styling there's no stopping him. I mean that in a good way.
This is the man who penned the original Audi TT, after all. As design chief he doesn't style every new Kia model directly, but he has set the template for his team: he's certainly injected a lot of wow-factor into Kia models, not only with his trademark "tiger nose" grille (which also seems to be repeated everywhere from the windscreen frame to the centre console) but with an outrageous sense of styling proportion. With the Sportage compact-crossover, especially.
I've always thought the Sportage looked like a Hot Wheels car: incredibly high waistline, "perched" lights front and rear and slivers of glass around a chop-top cabin. Massive alloy wheels are essential, of course. Outrageous but appealing.
Even in flagship Limited diesel form, the Sportage's driving dynamics do not live up to its looks. In reality, they probably never could. The 2-litre turbo diesel and six-speed automatic gearbox are a smooth combination, but the steering is worryingly light and the suspension is set up for comfort, at the expense of cornering prowess. This is despite a setup Kia says is tailored for New Zealand (read Australia) and the so-called Dynamax four-wheel drive system, with electronics that work with the stability control to apportion torque in a more proactive manner. It's safe, but not sharp.