No wonder the Duchess of Cambridge fled her hospital bed as soon as she could stand upright without chucking.
I know a couple of women who've had hyperemesis gravidarum - I just didn't know it was called that - and it is dreadfully debilitating.
So at a time when the Duchess was feeling worse than she has ever felt in her life - and when she's at a precarious time in her pregnancy - you'd expect better of the hospital taking care of her.
It beggars belief that the staff could have been taken in by a couple of Aussie radio DJs who didn't produce terribly good English accents when pretending to be the Queen and Prince Charles. They talked utter nonsense yet, unbelievably, they got put through to the Duchess' ward.
The two DJs should never have made the call.