The Roughan family of TVNZ's Our First Home are no relation as far as I know but having fond memories of a childhood in Eastern Southland not far from them, I watched in dismay as they were chewed up by the Auckland housing market this week.
Steph, the daughter with design flair, looked a lot like one of my sisters and had the same temperament. So I could read her face easily at a telling moment in an earlier episode when she and her boyfriend Sam were listening to the programme's marketing expert gently explain that they weren't renovating a house for themselves. The squint of her eyes and the curl of her lip said this advice was not welcome.
" I don't agree with that," she said later. "I believe it has to be a house I'd like," or words to that effect.
All three families in the reality TV programme were thoroughly likeable Kiwis, all invested their young couple's first home with the love, sweat and tears of owners who would live in it themselves. But when it came to the auctions over three nights this week, the reality of this cold, cancerous investor's market returned with a vengeance.
The Roughans made a pitiful $22,000 on the house they had transformed for two months. They got the highest price of the three houses in the contest but price wasn't the test, it was capital gain. The winning house sold for the lowest price because it had cost less to begin with and the Wotton family from Hamilton had been the best at containing the bills for their do-up. They made a gain of nearly $100,000 to go towards their son's and daughter's real first home.