His admission that as many as two thirds of our expatriates are earning less than the median wage (currently A$53,900) told me I have indeed been a victim of "spin" and it has not come from a government.
For years we have been reading that Kiwis have been paying their way in Australia, working hard, paying taxes and contributing fully to the country that denies them the rights of full citizens. It has often been stated by their lobbyists that Kiwis have a higher employment rate than the rest of the population, and even that they earn more on average than Australian-born workers.
Like all spin, these statements can conceal more than they reveal. It turns out they have a higher employment rate because the Kiwi community is disproportionately young adults, though I still can't explain the claim of higher average earnings now that it turns out two thirds, maybe more, are in the lower half of Australia's wage earners.
For years we have been reading that Kiwis have been paying their way in Australia, working hard, paying taxes and contributing fully ...
They are said to be working in trades, retail, hospitality and the like. They are probably itinerant young bartenders, builders and cafe staff enjoying the big cities and warmer climate, and good for them. But they are mobile and if they need welfare the can come home.
I thought we were sending successive governments into bat for established families whose children were growing up in Australia and that the breadwinners were earning enough to be net taxpayers, covering the health and tertiary education benefits they were being denied.
That would have been the argument Key has made to Kevin Rudd, Julia Gillard, Tony Abbott and now Turnbull, and Helen Clark made to John Howard before him. Key has had some success at last with a fellow former currency dealer.
Turnbull obviously was persuaded to establish a special citizenship status for Kiwis but insisted it should be available only to those whose taxes would cover the cost of their benefits. He also wanted them to have an earnings record above the median wage for the past five years, and citizenship on those terms would be available only to Kiwis already in Australia on the date of the agreement.
Key accepted that because it would take Australia some time to deal with possibly 100,000 qualifying applicants already there and anyway, no new arrivals would qualify until they had been there at least five years. He is hopeful the same deal might be done for them when the time arrives.
As he has said publicly, and no doubt put to Turnbull, the problems created by Kiwis' peculiar position in Australia are only going to get greater as time goes on.
In these circumstances it is a marvel really that we can retain our "special relationship" as far as we have. It must be tempting for Australians to say, "It's an anomaly of history that has had its day. To hell with it. Kiwis can apply to live and work here like everybody else."
But like us with the Polynesian islands, Australia must value the connection. The deal done last weekend was reasonable, balanced and sets a valuable precedent. It is the basis for a new, permanent, transtasman citizenship.