Verging on banana republic kind of stuff without the bananas - that is the only conclusion to draw from the deeply disturbing report into the shonkiness surrounding the Government's selection of SkyCity as the preferred builder and operator of a national convention centre.
The Prime Minister's attempt to downplay Deputy Auditor-General Phillippa Smith's findings in advance of their release yesterday by saying he had not lost any sleep from reading draft copies may turn out to be a costly political miscalculation.
John Key may have escaped personal blame for the serious flaws in the old Ministry of Economic Development's handling of the convention centre project but the report is far worse than he had been leading people to believe.
He is taking refuge in the report's assurances that no evidence could be found to suggest "inappropriate considerations", such as connections between political and business leaders, were behind the final decision for the Government to negotiate with SkyCity as the preferred bidder.
In other words, no corruption. Or at least none that could be found.