What had been the Punch and Judith Show yesterday became something more akin to Days of Our Lives.
For weeks, Judith Collins had doubled as Punch, rounding on those who dared to question the propriety of her dealings with milk exporter Oravida. Confrontational politics has got her precisely nowhere.
Yesterday, the whole sorry saga was consequently turning into a soap opera, with the Prime Minister cast as some latter-day Dr Paul dispensing all the wisdom an amateur psychiatrist can muster in trying to comprehend the self-destructive behaviour of his very mixed-up Justice Minister.
At least and at last, John Key has come up with a prescription which will bring an end to the Oravida affair before it really starts poisoning voters' attitudes towards National. Or so National will be praying.
The exit strategy is driven by next week's Budget. There is no room in Budget week for the kind of tempest Collins has created.