Winston Peters obviously had something of a deprived childhood. Those cheap Christmas crackers whose contents, along with the mandatory plastic whistles and keyrings, inevitably include the old joke about there being too many "wong numbers in a Chinese telephone directory" must never have graced the Peters family's Yuletide dinner table.
Likewise, Peters' brothers must not have on-passed to Young Winston their copies of those bastions of such humour, the Beano and Dandy.
How else to explain Peters' "two Wongs don't make a right" excuse for a joke, which he purported to have been unaware of until a Chinese man in Beijing told him it.
Who does Peters think he is fooling? The joke is so old it creaks. His repeating of it at his party's campaign launch last Sunday was very deliberate.
Was it racist? Most certainly - especially in the eyes of the Chinese community, who should not have to put up with such childish tripe.