When the most pressing items before the House include racecourse safety, the long-term state of the balance of payments and David Cunliffe's new beard, you know it could be a dreary afternoon.
MPs were no doubt relieved to hear that new Racing Minister Nathan Guy considers health and safety an important issue. But such reassurance would not satisfy Winston Peters, not least because he was a racing minister and established the safety fund - something he wanted the House to know given that Guy was claiming credit for funding the initiative.
The New Zealand First leader demanded Guy spell out exactly what he had done for the industry on crucial matters like taxation and stake money - a bit rough considering Guy has held the post for all of two months.
Also new in his job is Broadcasting Minister Craig Foss. Whereas Guy got a ribbing for not doing something, Foss continued to get an old-fashioned roasting for something not of his doing.
Foss had the bad luck to pick up a portfolio with a ticking time-bomb in John Key's post-election reshuffle.