Fed-up builder Gary Freshwater used good old-fashioned Kiwi humour to find decent staff.
And it paid off.
Although it's not his typical way to find some new recruits, Freshwater says his new chippy - 35-year-old Carl Watson - hasn't missed a day.
Freshwater hit the social media spotlight after placing his ad in the NZ Herald recently pleading with potential applicants not to bother if they "oversleep, have court often, have to get a ride to work later than our workday begins, have to hold on to cellphone whole day".
Initially he had a couple of responses but they didn't show up. However, Watson did, and has made such an impression, and enjoyed it so much, he's likely to take up an apprenticeship.