The netball season is under way and once again I struggled to work out who was who, thanks to a raft of off-season name-changes. No such trouble keeping up with the professional sportswomen's beauty routines, thanks to commentators prattling on about their spray tans and hair styles.
Netballers seem to get married as often as they change their nail colour, although the perky ponytail remains a perennial favourite. No wonder then that Australian Diamond Natalie Medhurst's brand new pixie crop drew comment. And I admit I couldn't help but notice that Silver Fern Catherine Latu's hair is getting lighter and her lashes longer.
Sorry to fixate on appearance - it's a beauty editor's occupational hazard - but really I could have done with less of it from the commentators during the first round of the ANZ Netball Championship over the weekend. As the Mystics took on the Vixens and came a cropper in Melbourne, the Australian announcers regaled us with updates on marriages and how back in the day they didn't wear nail polish on court. Now the players match it to their uniforms. The fashion for spray tans among the (apparently not naturally bronzed) Australians also came in for a bit of attention.
I was more interested - heartened actually - that Laura Langman seemed to be making a one-woman statement by holding on to her own name after marrying last month. Gone were the Vixens' Madison Browne (now Robinson) and Karyn Howarth (now Bailey). It has been no different this side of the Tasman. No disrespect to the likes of Mesdames (and Messrs) Kopua and Harrison, but Casey Williams and Anna Scarlett earned their name recognition.
Each to their own, of course - and I suspect that, sadly, my generation was an anomaly in more often keeping our own names than the previous and current generations - but the trend to love up and leave behind does befuddle me.