More often than a beauty editor should admit to, I look in the rear view mirror of my car to find my eye makeup is smeared.
Mascara has somehow managed to brush itself beneath my brow.
So there I am, idling in traffic, trying to rub off the black bits, while wondering how I managed to leave the house looking such a fright. Were it not for a 13-year-old's plaintive wail of "Mum, you can't go out like that", the offending sight would be even more frequent.
Much as I'd like to blame inferior product, the sad truth is I just can't see what I'm doing. Without my glasses, it's all a bit of a blur up close.
That's why I was thrilled to see a chapter on Make-up for Glasses in a new Bobbi Brown book that crossed my desk recently and features in Viva this week. The book, called Everything Eyes, contains plenty of useful tips, but sadly not the solution to my morning muck-ups. A personal makeup artist might be the answer, but dreams aside, I'm just going to have to get better at checking my handiwork - with glasses on - before I leave the house.