Uh-oh - Mary-Jane O'Reilly had better watch out. Some real marching girls have contacted her about her fake marching girls, performing this weekend in Aotea Square as part of the free annual Living Room festival.
"I know they're not very happy with me," says the veteran choreographer.
What O'Reilly's White Nights Marching Girls lack in uber-tight precision, they make up for with sultry salutes. Performing to a score which includes Monty Python (as a nod to its Ministry of Silly Walks), the girls in micro-pleats mix hip-swings with goose steps, gum-chewing with tip-toe ballet.
But while a little upset is understandable, it's not clear whether O'Reilly is commenting on the hobby of marching or merely using it to target her message elsewhere. The butt of the joke could be para-military sexiness in general - are patriarchal power and discipline challenged or celebrated by a wiggle in unison? (French philosophers insist we all have an inner fascist.)
For O'Reilly, who'll be putting the marching girls in her In Flagrante burlesque show, sexiness is a pendulum swing away from a 1990s "cult of ugliness" in contemporary dance. "Then, it was 'don't ever mention that you're female'," she says.