Now that the dust has settled and the summer news cycle has, hopefully, moved back to talking about more important things like the weather and cricket, it is possibly a good time for me to step back and think about all the things I learnt from the Eleanor Catton interlude; the first being that there are times when it is quite a good thing to actually step back and think, instead of everyone rushing in with all manner of nonsense.
I learnt that neo-liberalism is not what I thought it was. When I heard the phrase for the first time, when Ms Catton talked about "these neo-liberal ... politicians" and then everyone went nuts about it, for a while there I had images of the Key Government smoking up big-time in the Beehive, kicking back to cool jazz music and indulging in free love in the corridors of power. Then I found out I had completely the wrong version of the word "liberal" in my head and that it is actually a boring economic theory. This was disappointing on several levels, especially the one where I thought I'd finally figured out why Judith Collins still has a job.
I learnt that I will never ever be an intellectual. An intellectual would have known what neo-liberalism is, whereas I didn't. To be completely honest I already knew I wasn't an intellectual but there were times in the whole hua hoo-ha when it seemed like being someone who engages in thought and reflection was a bad thing to be in this country. I did not like that thought at all.
I learnt that the opposite end of the spectrum from intellectual is talk-back radio. If you want a calm, reasoned, rational response to anything, you can count on talk-back radio not to give it to you. It was almost as if Sean Plunket's rant existed only because something needed to be ranted about at that particular time on that particular day and Eleanor Catton just happened to be it. Mystifying.
I learnt, through media both social and anti-social, that it doesn't take much for a whole heap of Pakeha to get all worked up over not very much. Maybe we need to change the name of this country to the Land of the Thin White Skin.