The sun is in the sky and, with the arrival of warmth, there comes a stirring in Man World. Like a bear, emerging from hibernation, He stands on his deck and surveys all that is His. There are many things He could do right here, right now, in this backyard, with the sun on His back. Now that spring is well and truly upon the land, the land craves His attention. He could mow the lawn; He could weed the garden; or He could even trim the hedge.
But no, there is a higher calling calling Him; the Call of Fire. There is a primal need that is rising within Him. A sacred duty that must be performed so that He may claim his rightful place in the world, wielding the tongs of power, manning the flames that give sustenance to the tribe.
Yes, it is time, in Man World, for Him to man up and clean the barbecue.
The barbecue has lain under its tarpaulin cover for many moons now, through the seemingly endless rains of the Auckland late-summer/autumn/winter/and a fair bit of the early spring. So what horror lies underneath is something unimaginable that cannot be imagined but which will, hopefully, be not as bad as it was last year.
In part of His primitive brain, as He stands poised to whip off the cover, He seems to remember cleaning the barbecue as the last rite of last summer, before stowing it away for the winter. But in the actual part of His brain that remembers stuff, He knows this is a forlorn hope. And in His heart He knows that whatever lies under this cover, it will not be pretty.