In Qatar it gets hot. Filthy hot. So hot, you really wonder why anyone thought it'd be a good idea to settle there in the first place.
"Hey guys," an original Qatari might have queried, when they first got there. "You don't think maybe we should head south? Or north? Or anywhere?"
The average daytime temperature in Qatar in June and July, when the Football World Cup is normally hosted, is 50C. Meat starts cooking at 50C. But when Fifa awarded the 2022 tournament, it selected tiny Qatar, with its ambitious plan to build giant, air-conditioned, indoor stadia. It'd be like hosting the World Cup in a shopping mall.
At the time, it seemed comically corrupt. Imagine if the IOC awarded the Winter Olympics to Miami. For what Qatar desperately lacks in appropriate football playing conditions it undoubtedly boasts in cash.
It would actually be funny. We could laugh at all of Fifa's incorrigible, trough-diving hogs with their "Who, me?" expressions, bespoke suits and Berlusconi-style protestations of innocence.