Thank God for Fred Phelps.
That's what I say, of the controversial, hate-mongering founder of the Westboro Baptist Church.
But something tells me Fred Phelps already thanked God plenty of times for Fred Phelps, given the two were on such apparently close terms.
After all, it was Phelps who so graciously enlightened the rest of us that "God Hates Fags," with the signature placards of his extremist Kansas church.
"Thank God for Aids" and "Thank God for Crippled Soldiers" are other examples of their reaction-baiting extremities, with which they've picketed strangers' funerals and public events for the past two decades.