When you really have something to say, why not shout it across the sky?
A 10m remote-controlled airship is lying low in a Whenuapai warehouse while it waits for a new owner - with a starting price of $9999 on Trade Me.
Auckland pyrotechnician Len Julian and wife Morgan imported the airship's basic materials and tweaked the blimp over the past two years.
The couple wanted to use the craft for everything from fireworks displays to "a grand advertising scheme" but lost motivation in the last few months.
The airship was most spectacular at night, when an internal illumination system added colour.