Sideswipe

Attention-seeking streaker Lisa Lewis has taken offence at being labelled an attention seeker in Sideswipe on Friday, despite having her photo taken wearing a bikini made out of More FM stickers. Revealing herself further, she writes: "I work at the moment at a packhouse packing kiwifruit here in the Bay of Plenty because after my streak, my business suffered and I had to earn money somehow being a solo mother with no support from Government or family. The boys I work with pointed it out to me at afternoon tea break. Reading "Attention Seeker Lisa Lewis" ... even my fellow employees said it doesn't sound like me ... if anyone is trying to get free publicity it sounds like they [More FM] are taking advantage of my body to do so ... I was doing it because they requested me to do so for their website - yes Radio has websites ... if you look on the More FM website and scroll down to Dunedin and Taupo they are both promoting me ... so obviously one person on the MORE FM team have their nails out (most probably one woman in particular) because I have a body that I can actually wear only stickers for clothing even after having a baby. Jealousy smells sweet ... and tastes even better. My lips are licking ... "

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More attention-seeking: Ron Scott has complained vigorously to McDonald's head office about appalling service at a branch earlier this month. According to Ron, the teenager who served him "was surly, slouched and mumbled"; his order was slow, his chips were cold and the service was not what Ron expected of this fine restaurant. The team leader told Ron "the staff here are hopeless", then told the surly teenager he was a "doofus". Finally Ron and his companion received their meals and were hoping to eat and go before anything else untoward happened. But before they could finish a "youth clearly known to the staff, entered the restaurant with his shirt on but no shoes". As Ron pondered the rules regarding bare feet in restaurants, the youth went outside again, then came back in completely starkers and ran through the restaurant. The staff found this hilarious but Ron's guest, who is an elderly woman, was absolutely shocked. The team leader apologised profusely and told Ron the streaker was an off-duty employee and would certainly be sacked. After his numerous complaints falling on deaf ears, Ron finally received this response from the franchise owner: "We have taken your feedback extremely seriously," he wrote. "We have enclosed some vouchers."

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Veteran actor James Woodshas dumped his 20-year-old girlfriend Ashley Madison. The 59-year-old star was distraught after his brother Michael died unexpectedly and was shocked by Madison's insensitivity at the funeral. Woods' friend told the New York Daily News that Madison dressed inappropriately "in a 3-inch miniskirt and chain-smoking". He explains: "At the funeral she was concerned about the amount of magazines she was in. Jimmy was on his knees with tears staining his shirt, and she was showing pictures of herself. Jimmy was so overcome by grief his blood pressure went through the roof early last week, and he had to go to the hospital. When he came out, it was like he had seen the light ... She's the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout." (Source: IMDb.com)