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Scott from Eastridge Paper Plus writes: "A customer returned with a 2008 diary he purchased on the weekend. As he was flicking through his diary, he was dumbfounded as every other day seemed to be a Sunday. He told staff he thought he was going mad. But we realised he was quite correct ... Sunday, Monday, Sunday, Wednesday, Sunday, Friday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday ... We found that it was a huge printing error and were told to destroy it. Just think how wonderful it would be if every other day was a Sunday."
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A married couple who didn't realise they were chatting each other up on the internet are divorcing. Sana Klaric and husband Adnan spent hours telling each other about their marriage troubles. The truth emerged when the two turned up for a date. Adnan, 32, said: "I still find it hard to believe that Sweetie, who wrote such wonderful things, is the same woman I married and who has not said a nice word to me for years." (Source: Ananova.com)
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A hospital has branded knitting a health and safety hazard. Patients have been knitting away without incident at Congleton War Memorial Hospital in Cheshire for years. But now health and safety officials have decided that knitting can be dangerous. East Cheshire NHS Trust, said: "We were concerned about the ease with which youngsters could access knitting needles in the waiting area and believe this sensible and proactive measure will avoid accidents." (Source: Mirror.co.uk)
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Satire and rugby don't mix for some readers: "Nice job on the fake email from the IRB," says Richard sarcastically. "I think it hit just about every negative stereotype you could hope for. Oh no, wait. Have you heard about the new pre-game ritual from the New Zealand side? That's the one where they drive like idiots, beat their children and then piss on the field. Brings a tear to my eye every time."
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And a different perspective from Richard Schorfield who thinks once you sell yourselves to adidas "it's a bit rich to be so precious about cultural and national significance ... I believe that if the ABs continue to be allowed the Haka before kick-off then perhaps the opposition could stay in the sheds until the ABs have fulfilled their duty to the sportswear paymasters (and the marketing guys of the NZRB) and take to the field when the game starts".
Today's Video Webpick: This is a classic viral from 2005: Learn all of the classic moves with this new video, How to Dance Like a White Guy, (not available in stores). Watch it here Scroll down. These are the very best online videos from Ana's online magazine Spare Room.
