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Celebrate a divorce with a Wedding Ring Coffin. For approximately US$30 ($42), you can give your ring a fitting resting place. No detail is spared - solid wood, velvet interior, and your choice of engraved brass plaques: "Bury the past and move on to a new tomorrow" and "Gone and forgotten" and "Six feet isn't deep enough".
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Marina Fowler attended the "baby on board" movie session at St Lukes on Wednesday and got a right telling off by some busybody. "I parked in a Parents with Prams parking space and took my 13-week-old son into the movies in his removable carseat. I do not have a 'baby on board' sign, nor do I leave his stuff across the back seat. This note was left under my windscreen wiper: 'How rude and inconsiderate to park in a space reserved for those of us with young children. Perhaps next time you will think of others rather than yourself and park somewhere else. It just shows a lack of thought and politeness'. I challenge the author to come forward and apologise since he/she was too gutless to sign the note."
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Denver's City attorney (and a former state court judge) Larry Manzanares was placed on leave after a search found one of the state's stolen laptop computers in his home. Manzanares told media that he had bought it but had no receipt. Said he: "It was rather foolish of me to even think about buying a computer from a fellow in a parking lot." (Source: News of the Weird).
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Larraine Stevenson bought a bottle of Mr Muscle shower cleaner and noticed the directions for use printed on the label: "For best results, start with a clean shower." Huh?
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Kevin O'Sullivan says the owner of the 00WHE2 number plate (the Maori James Bond) should have studied his Maori dictionary more than his Bond book. "Whetu means star. Seven (7) is Whitu. He probably meant to have 00WHI2".
