No kidding - it's a geep.
When Taieri farmer Graeme Wallace brought a mob of ewes and lambs in for tailing this week, he thought the wool was being pulled over his eyes.
"I thought, 'what the hell is this? Is it a goat or is it a lamb?'
"No, it's a 50/50," Mr Wallace recalled. He thought fleetingly that the ewe mothering the mystery animal could have had a dead lamb and adopted a kid, but decided against it.
With the body of a lamb, but the head, legs and bleat of a goat, the rare male hybrid was definitely "a cross between the two".