"And I got slapped in the face ... by an octopus ... by a seal ... in a kayak."
Grinning, Kyle Mulinder explains what it felt like to be slapped in the face by a seal with an octopus, while kayaking in Kaikoura at the weekend.
The bizarre moment was captured on camera and has since been shared on social media.
Mulinder, from Motueka, told the Herald it was an "absolutely crazy event".
He says he had been testing the new Go Pro Hero 7 with his friends from Kaikoura Kayaks when the unthinkable happened.