People who are forced to represent themselves in court as legal aid budgets are cut should not attempt to imitate the fast-talking lawyers they see on television, according to a new "idiot's guide" in Britain.
New rules coming into force today will deny legal aid to tens of thousands of people who would have previously been entitled to it.
In an attempt to prevent the cost-cutting reforms causing chaos in courts, the Bar Council has produced a layman's guide to representing yourself in a civil action, including important points of courtroom etiquette.
Included are such helpful hints as: "Make sure you speak loudly, slowly and clearly." It continues: "You might be tempted to speak like lawyers on TV. Resist this temptation. Lawyers do not really speak like that. Some bad lawyers do, but judges hate it."
It also advises: "Make sure you know what you are supposed to be calling the judge and whether you are supposed to stand up every time you speak (ask the usher beforehand if you are unsure). If you cannot find the usher, just say: 'Sir' or 'Madam'."