It wasn't long after I arrived in Bali that I realised I'd made a mistake. I don't want to bag the place, but I think I'm going to. I should've stayed at home.
My regret started when I got sick. Everyone gets sick. Apparently it's the water. And, because your lettuce and toothbrush and cups are all washed with water, getting sick is pretty much unavoidable.
But if you're going to be sick for 12 days and 12 nights, what better place to shore up your strength than next to the beach?
The sea breeze, the lapping waves, and the miles and miles of washed-up rubbish. You'd probably remark on the goldenness of the sand if you could see it under the plastic bottles, broken polystyrene and lonely, pairless shoes.
Funnily, after about a week you get so used to the rubbish you think it can't be that bad to have a dip. Under the cool, salty waves you can almost imagine it's just like the cold Pacific back home. Then you surface with a piece of cling film stretched across your face.